Tim’s new Q&A
Which living person do you most admire? I am currently stalking Paul McDermott. Does that count?
What is the trait you most dislike in yourself? I’m too hard on myself.
What is the trait you most dislike in others? Absolute certainty.
What’s the meaning of life? Expensive.
Who would play you in the film of your life? My mother. Don’t laugh, you know you’d do the same for yourself.
Yes, I guess I would. Yeah, you would, so you can wipe that smirk off your face.
Are you a controlling person? Look, I won’t answer that until you stop smirking.
What would you most like to wear to a costume party? The Olsen Twins.
What is the most important lesson life has taught you? Wear pants.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve heard? “Sir, please blow into this bag.”
Tell us a secret. Soylent Green is not people – it’s just Soylent that’s been dyed green.